I’m starting to think my kid’s nuts. Are all 2-year-olds this nuts? I seriously have no idea. It’s just… The things this kid says sometimes. They make no sense whatsoever! Latest case in point:
AUDREY: Sing like an egg.
ME: Sing like an egg?
ME: *sings like I’m in an egg* Here I am! Singing in an…egg?
AUDREY: Lick your nose too!
ME: You want to lick my nose?
AUDREY: Yeah! *mimics licking with a loud, demonstrative SLURP!*
ME: Is my nose tasty?
AUDREY: *slurps again* Yummy nose!
So…yup! You heard it here first, folks! I have a yummy nose. Delicious.